Ninapintasantamaria's Blog

{March 15, 2009}   But not me!

I saw May’s twitter and am in full agreement.  It’s really getting bad.  I’m so sick of hearing of/seeing people getting pregnant (but not me), people staying pregnant (but not me), and people just damn well being pregnant (but not me).  Please don’t get me wrong, they deserve to be happy and everything be peachy for them (but not me).  I think green is the dominant color here.  It’s springtime, the grass is growing, stuff  is blooming, and animals and people are breeding (but not me).  Me, I’m just mating.  A lot.  Currently I’m watching a movie called “Where the Heart Is.”  It’s all about a girl who is unmarried and pregnant whose boyfriend leaves her at a Wal-Mart never to return.  She delivers her baby in the Wal-E-World, and goes on to live a wonderful life where she makes friends, inherits money, and even gets to see the boyfriend in a pitiful condition and tell him where to stick it.  I’m gonna have to turn it off, I think.  I can’t turn around without seeing someone else who gets to have babies (but not me).  Yep, I’m so green people are gonna want to water me.  Other people surely are more charitable in their thoughts.  But not me!!!

P.S.  I’m wholly ashamed of myself.

P.P.S.  I also realize that the only way to ensure that I never see children or babies again is to only watch the Playboy Channel (Ewww!  I see nekkid people all day long.  I’m not gonna go looking for it in my off time.  Or pay for it, for that matter.), or work outside and not watch tv at all.  All my neighbors are old, so I just spend my days pissing them off just for being me.  I’m really good at it, too, apparently.

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