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{February 9, 2010}   Poutface.

Hi, all. Fletcher’s evil twin Poutface, here. Vengeance is MINE. I went to the bad place again today. I grew 3lbs and 2 inches in 4 weeks. But enough about that. They made me cold, they stuck bad stingy things in my legs, and stuck stuff in my booty. Again. I got them all back, though. At least, Mommy and Daddy the crazy people who let them do this to me! I made stinkies, and gave everyone a golden shower. (Mommy snickers every time I do that. How come?) And do you know, when we got home, Mommy and Daddy the mean people stuck more stuff in my booty that was cold???!!??? Who does that to a little guy? Huh? Who! Anyway, I pooped (a lot). Mommy and Daddy were laughing at me, too, cause I snorted while I was *ahem* concentrating. I am most seriously displeased, to quote Mommy and one of her books she’s always reading. Something about pride… or was it prejudice? I don’t know. And I don’t care. I’m mad. And I’m gonna stay mad for the rest of my life. Till Daddy tickles me. Or Mommy feeds me. Or plays with my piggies.

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Kristin says:

Aaaaw, poor Fletcher. That’s some amazing growing you are doing.



Quiet Dreams says:

Poor Fletch. He’ll have his revenge during adolescence.



rosesdaughter says:

Glad he pooped!



Hootie says:

Since you are Mommy’s mini-me, I’ll bet Mommy knows how to make that poutface, too. And I’ll bet you’ll both put it to great use in the next twenty years. Daddy, you are forewarned!



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